Call me CJ | Female | 15YO | New Zealand

My blog is mainly a fan blog and comedy hope you like it.

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

revedas:

dymentia:

tavbro:

kipper-love:

I’d just like to point out that all the star signs are associated with parts of the body. Lets have a look at that in reality, shall we? 

of course scorpio is genitals 


i think we should all draw our otps like this

gamknees
feetferi

revedas:

dymentia:

tavbro:

kipper-love:

I’d just like to point out that all the star signs are associated with parts of the body.
 Lets have a look at that in reality, shall we?

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of course scorpio is genitals 

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i think we should all draw our otps like this

gamknees

feetferi

raggirare:

samezuka juniors bowing you a good morning

except can we talk about momo bc wow this cutie

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send me your complete honest opinion of me

even if its rude

i want to hear it

  1. society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  2. person: okay.
  3. society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  4. person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  5. society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  6. person: still seems pretty awful.
  7. society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  8. person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  9. society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  10. person:
  11. society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  12. person:
  13. society:
  14. person: i think i'll go with my third option.
  15. society:
  16. person:
  17. society: what third option?
  18. person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

ohpierre:

datkarkatass:

2srooky:

I casually mentioned my tumblr in class a last week and this really popular girl who kinda disses on me a lot was like “Oh yeah, tumblr! I’m super famous on there, I have like 100 followers, It’s so hard to get them on Tumblr I bet you don’t even have that many.” 

"One thousand one hundred and eighty."

"Excuse me?"

"I have one thousand one hundred and eighty followers on tumblr."

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oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

eatingisfab:

im tired of school i wanna quit but its for my future. tough life.